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Performance Event

  Venue: The Crofters Rights
    117 - 119 Stokes Croft, Bristol
    BS1 3RW
Tuesday 19th December
 £3 on the door

Raise the Bar Christmas Special

"The worst poetry event in Bristol's calendar. An offence to the artistic integrity of this city." - The general consensus. 

A special event that includes the very best of terrible poetry. Poets will be delivering the worst material you've ever seen, in what will be by far the worst poetry show you've ever witnessed. Expect uncomfortable hilarity, bizarre variety, crappy metaphor and terrible performance. Surprisingly, one of RTB's biggest successes of 2016, and back this year by popular demand.

Featuring Miserable Malcolm, any possible shred of a good vibe or slight hint of skilful poetic endeavour will be immediately torn apart in this feature set of guaranteed gloom and despair, a fitting end to a night of poor performances from some of the worst poets from Bristol and surrounding areas. Brought to you on the night by your awful host Craft-D

Plus invitational open mic featuring Tom Sastry, Melanie Branton, Tom Denbigh, Hannah Teasdale, Tim Ledwitch, Malaika Kegode, Imogen Downes, Claire Guest, Rohan Wolsey, Burt Williamson, Josie Alford and Tom Hunt

[NOTE: The bad poetry does not include any material that is offensive and derogetory. It's still a safe place to be!]

Pay on the door


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